KE$HA songs are terrible.
Hey guys, it’s me, Chad.
First and foremost, Ke$ha music is just terrible. Complete garbage, promoting a wasteful and dangerous lifestyle.
Second, I have “analyzed” all of the Ke$ha songs I can bear to listen to, which is why I have’t posted anything new recently. Really, anything I haven’t analyzed is pretty much the worst of the worst, the songs that never made it onto the radio, and that nobody mentions when talking about Ke$ha.
Third, I hope you had fun reading my analyses, I had fun writing them. I hope you realized that I was not serious in any of their “meanings”, but Poe’s Law states that every one of you thought I was.
I’m not going to write any more of these, but I will leave this blog up for all of you to get laughs from.
EDIT: I’ve forgotten my password, so I’m afraid this is the first and last time I’ll log out.